NSFW humor for grown-ups only.
8 jokes
Why don’t witches wear panties?
To get a better grip on the broom.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
Why did the snowman suddenly smile?
Because he could see the snowblower coming.
A woman runs up to the golf course manager and says, “I was stung by a bee!” Manager: “Where?” Woman: “Between the first and second hole.” Manager: “Sounds about right.”
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other is a great year.
What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
My wife told me to stop singing "Wonderwall." I said maybe...