Quick hits. Setup and punchline in a single breath.
5 jokes
My boss told me to have a good day…
so I went home.
I have a joke about construction,
but I’m still working on it.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.