Humor for developers — bugs, semicolons, and stack traces.
6 jokes
A programmer’s wife tells him: “Go to the store and get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes back with 12 gallons of milk. Wife: “Why the hell did you buy 12 gallons?!” Programmer: “They had eggs.”
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
!false — it's funny because it's true.